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103. When your favorite player is in a close and important match and you jump just to make sure every ball your favorite player hits passes the net.

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104 When you look forward to glenmiryni's comments about a nadull & fakervic match if they win or lose.
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So, you wanna know how far obsession can go? This comes courtesy of wtaworld.com. The user called Atomic wrote the following thing. Read, for it is downright scary!

Okay guys, this is gonna sound un peu bizarre, but please hear me out.
I am like massively obsessed with Maria Sharapova's backhand. I watch like at least 50 videos of her backhand every day, then I watch them in slow motion. I stand in front of my bedroom window with the Tv remote as my tennis bat and watch myself trying to replicate her stoke. Sometimes i will toss a sock in front of the remote to hit, sometimes cross court which is mine, and of course Maria's fave, but sometimes down the line too. Not only that, I dream about her backhand also. One time I dreamt that I was Maria and I got to hit a backhand cross court winner and it felt soo amazing.

Now you might think that this is a bit weird but its okay as it doesn't affect my life but the thing is there is more. For starters, my neighbour saw me doing backhands with the TV remote in front of my window (I don't have a mirror in my room because I have a fear of them). I'm frightened that the neighbours will tell my parents and then they will now about my obsession and try to find help for me.

But the worst thing of all is. I think that I'm actually kinda sexually attracted to Maria's backhand as well. I don't know if there is anyone else on the site that's had this problem? Maybe it's just a tennis fan thing. But anyway I've started using backhand slow mo's as a replacement for porn. I confided this to my best friend and he was very freaked out.

What advice can you give me? I have backhands on the brain.
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106. you survive years of jerking off unscathed only to succumb to an rsi wrist problem from excessive online scoreboard refreshing.
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107. When you call other people a mug or a choker?

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13. You have lucky items of clothing that you have to wear to ensure that your player wins.
oh my god yes. for me it is a pair of underwear w/ rackets and tennis balls all over it. but i usually save it for a bigger match near the end of a tournament so i'm not wearing it multiple days. that would be gross.
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When you make a bigger deal over a player not getting a Visa than 1300 people getting killed.

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86. You trawl through websites looking for pics of your favourite player in action in a match,because their match wasn't on TV or Livestreamed.
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You skip out on going somewhere just to follow a match on livescores .

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103. When your favorite player is in a close and important match and you jump just to make sure every ball your favorite player hits passes the net.

(Yes, I do that sometimes )
OMG I can so fully relate to that....

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You skip out on going somewhere just to follow a match on livescores .
it's a nightmare. my friends think I hate them all

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108. when all your oral exams speak about tennis (and your teacher starts to know all the players' name !!)
109. when you ran to your job to turn on your computer and watch the livescore
110.when you take 2 weeks off to stay home and watch the ao

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111. Realise that u fancy some players.

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112. when you recognise the players even on a very very crappy livestream, just because of their gestures and shots

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