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BBCNews: Ringleader of Andy Roddick Hatred Discovered in Mens Locker Room with Weapon

September 3, 2002

Minutes before Andy Roddick left for his 4th round match against Juan Ignacio Chela, a crazed fan was reported lurking behind the lockers with an unidentified weapon. Roddick left without notice, but the stranger was discovered to be Jeff Tarango, a hasbeen USA tennis play who has been leading the revolt against the young American. Tarango has been known to get upset easily in matches and claim that his opponents are always faking an injury to distract him. His views and teachings have spread widely across the internet, claiming people under his dillusional way of thinking. Tarango has been released on bail, and will have to undergo 2 days of watching Roddick reactions.

With each passing season, I discover new reason
SAMPRAS --> Rios --> KUERTEN --> Kafelnikov -->
Federer --> Hewitt --> RODDICK --> GONZALEZ -->
NALBANDIAN --> Benneteau --> Davydenko --> Mathieu -->
TURSUNOV --> Mantilla --> KIEFER --> NADAL -->
Karlovic --> Odesnik --> Stepanek --> Monfils -->
??


Oliver Cromwell lay buried and dead. Hee-haw. Buried and dead.
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! I dont really like Roddick but that's just evil! Espessially as he used to be a pro!

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LMAO, good one

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I feel bad though because Jippo thought it was for real

Apology

With each passing season, I discover new reason
SAMPRAS --> Rios --> KUERTEN --> Kafelnikov -->
Federer --> Hewitt --> RODDICK --> GONZALEZ -->
NALBANDIAN --> Benneteau --> Davydenko --> Mathieu -->
TURSUNOV --> Mantilla --> KIEFER --> NADAL -->
Karlovic --> Odesnik --> Stepanek --> Monfils -->
??


Oliver Cromwell lay buried and dead. Hee-haw. Buried and dead.
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Nice try Jeff!

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hehehe- that was mean, Mrs. Guga... I was looking at that and was like "wait... that's not true"- lol... funny though... sad if it were true!

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You scared me! I thought it was true til you said who this criminal was lol
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LOL!!

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Oh come on, it was clearly matching the theme of all the "Roddick hatred" that Mrs Guga has been commenting on around here lately...

It was funny, but clearly not true

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Not funny! Why Mrs_Guga? Why?

You would make a fine writer, Nwan! What you wrote was very believable!

Unfortunately there is going to be another attempt at a terrible incident in tennis someday. I just hope Security is first rate for the tennis players. But it's only a matter of time before someone tries something.

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wasn't true???
damn it!
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Jorge, i don't know whether or not to laugh at that

With each passing season, I discover new reason
SAMPRAS --> Rios --> KUERTEN --> Kafelnikov -->
Federer --> Hewitt --> RODDICK --> GONZALEZ -->
NALBANDIAN --> Benneteau --> Davydenko --> Mathieu -->
TURSUNOV --> Mantilla --> KIEFER --> NADAL -->
Karlovic --> Odesnik --> Stepanek --> Monfils -->
??


Oliver Cromwell lay buried and dead. Hee-haw. Buried and dead.
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But wait, I totally forget the "er" in tennis player. That should have given it away that the article was crap. LOL!

With each passing season, I discover new reason
SAMPRAS --> Rios --> KUERTEN --> Kafelnikov -->
Federer --> Hewitt --> RODDICK --> GONZALEZ -->
NALBANDIAN --> Benneteau --> Davydenko --> Mathieu -->
TURSUNOV --> Mantilla --> KIEFER --> NADAL -->
Karlovic --> Odesnik --> Stepanek --> Monfils -->
??


Oliver Cromwell lay buried and dead. Hee-haw. Buried and dead.
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This is very distasteful.

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I support Todd Martin, Andre Agassi, Paradorn Schrichapan, Mardy fish, Juan Carlos Ferrero, Justin Gimblestob, Lindsay Davenport, Martina Hingis, Monica Seles, Meghann Shaugnessy, Serena Williams

I hate ANDY RODDICK, TIM HENMAN, GREG RUSEDSKI, LLEYTON HEWITT, JENNIFER CAPRIATI
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