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They’re off to see the Wizard

For Marat Safin… a brain.

For Richard Gasquet… a heart.

For David Nalbandian… an appetite suppressant

For James Blake… a clue

For Rafa Nadal… a pair of loose fitting pants

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for mardy fish... a pair of socks...
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For del potro... a box of tissues
For wawrinka.... a personality
For federer.... a kick in the face
For verdasco... another mirror
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For Faker... character and education.
For Nadull... a game.
For Frauderer... a smaller ego.
For Fat Dave... a hot dog stand just for him.
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Who's Dorothy? l_crap?

"Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another" .. Madonna

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Del Potro: Tweezers
Murray: A Makeover/Hairdresser
Hewitt: Bodyguard
Davydenko/Ljubicic: Hair

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Chris Guccione Tennis Lessons.

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Nieminen - A 2nd serve.

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Mikhail Youzhny - a helmet

“There’s so many athletes, tennis players around the world,” he continued, trying to put his life into some kind of perspective, “they want to be the best in what they do. They want to succeed. Many of them, they don’t succeed in the end. I’m fortunate to have this opportunity and succeed.”
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Acasuso...posture lessons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GlennMirnyi View Post
For Faker... character and education.
For Nadull... a game.
For Frauderer... a smaller ego.
For Fat Dave... a hot dog stand just for him.
I like this post although you attacked 3 of my fave players. Guess which one I don't like.

This thread's funny.





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Funny thread

Pics - English skills
Ancic - An injury-free next season
Lopez - Cosmetics
Roddick - Hair

Nah, I'm bad at this
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Koellerer -- a prescription for Ritalin or maybe an anti-psychotic
Pashanski -- ditto
Berdych -- counseling
Gasquet - consultation of an STD specialist
Tursunov -- anger managment course
Stepanek -- consultation with a plastic surgeon
Safin - lobotomy


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For Karlovic… a little love
For Davydenko… a personality
For Tursunov… a game plan
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For Federer: Davydenko's wife
For Davydenko: Federer's hair
For Federer + Davydenko: Crazy Girl
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