Since its so abundantly clear that Fed is useless because he doesn't play Spartan tennis, here are some genuine reasons why he won his 13th Grand Slam
-Nadal was tired
-Djokovic was injured
-Murray was tired
-Murray picked up an injury
-Andreev is a mug
-Muller is a mug
-Stephanek is a mug
-Alves is a mug
-Gonzalez is a mug
-Murray has 24 hours less than Federer
-Federer is all serve
-Federer is hairy and therefore had better buoyancy during the rain....
That will be the last victory of Rafa for quite some time.. With his joke mentality and pathetic game, I hope the disgusting player loses every single match next season. He's disgraceful. He should just retire. He's a joke.
Mirka's constant, disgusting and animalistic chewing throughout his matches that causes his opponents to believe that Godzilla has emerged and begun appetizing on those long poles upon Arshur Ashe Stadium as if they were breadsticks.
Hell, if anyone was wondering why Jankovic kept looking up in her match against Serena... it's 'cause you know Roger had taken The Mirk out for a late dinner at a nearby restaurant.