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Federer Victory Excuse Thread

Since its so abundantly clear that Fed is useless because he doesn't play Spartan tennis, here are some genuine reasons why he won his 13th Grand Slam

-Nadal was tired
-Djokovic was injured
-Murray was tired
-Murray picked up an injury
-Andreev is a mug
-Muller is a mug
-Stephanek is a mug
-Alves is a mug
-Gonzalez is a mug
-Murray has 24 hours less than Federer
-Federer is all serve
-Federer is hairy and therefore had better buoyancy during the rain....

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Re: Federer Victory Excuse Thread

How could you forget about the rain delays giving him an advantage?
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Re: Federer Victory Excuse Thread

The only excuse is the USTA's scandalous bendover to his demands.
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Re: Federer Victory Excuse Thread

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How could you forget about the rain delays giving him an advantage?
Of course but I did mention that Murray had 24 hours less which is sort of the same thing.

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-Federer given better playing times
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Re: Federer Victory Excuse Thread

Swiss line judge
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Re: Federer Victory Excuse Thread

He didn't play Nadal in the final.
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Re: Federer Victory Excuse Thread

murray's knee
murray's fatigue
nadal's knee
djokovic fatigue
the nyc crowd
bud collins
Hurricane Hanna
djokovic's broken nail
murray's nerves
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Re: Federer Victory Excuse Thread

the easiest draw

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That will be the last victory of Rafa for quite some time.. With his joke mentality and pathetic game, I hope the disgusting player loses every single match next season. He's disgraceful. He should just retire. He's a joke.
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Re: Federer Victory Excuse Thread

Starting Murray-Nadal at 12:30 instead of 11:00.
Putting Murray-Nadal on Armstrong.
CBS and American football.
USTA's scandalous bendover to his demands.

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Nadal will be fine by australian open......
You're like a living unforced error.
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Re: Federer Victory Excuse Thread

Mirka's constant, disgusting and animalistic chewing throughout his matches that causes his opponents to believe that Godzilla has emerged and begun appetizing on those long poles upon Arshur Ashe Stadium as if they were breadsticks.

Hell, if anyone was wondering why Jankovic kept looking up in her match against Serena... it's 'cause you know Roger had taken The Mirk out for a late dinner at a nearby restaurant.

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One-handed backhand is superior to all shots in tennis, Federer has an unfair advantage!

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