Just another day in the life of a miserable Canuck, right Jordan?
"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."
You seem to have some trauma regarding them. It must have been something serious, using reps comments to give other posters unsolicited sexual councelling regarding Spanish players makes me think you might need some kind of therapy yourself.