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What you hear out and about in Toronto.

Some interesting messages said by players in Toronto.

Clement:

During his warm up, two people talking courtside.

"Shhh."

A ball boy passes him a towel and waits by him.

"Move. Give me some air."

To a ball girl that slowly gives him a towel

"Do you even understand English?"

To a linesman calling a line behind him.

"You're too close move back." The linesman takes two steps back. Clement turns back around. The linesman steps up two steps.

Kudryavtsev

To the chair umpire after a ball kid holds the umbrella behind him.

"Why is she holding the umbrella. I didn't ask her to. It's not even sunny."

To the chair umpire after being called for a footfault.

"So, can you overrule the footfault?" Chair responds, "I really would never." "No, but is it in the rules. Would you overrule if linesman was wrong, like now?"

Haas.

After missing a bad shot.

"Shit. O, sorry."

Two points later, having lost the first set.

"Shit." Chair umpire asks him to watch his language, because the crowd is right behind him.

One game later.

"God damn. Shit."
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Re: What you hear out and about in Toronto.

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Re: What you hear out and about in Toronto.

Same old vintage Clement
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What a horrible personality he has
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Re: What you hear out and about in Toronto.

@Clement. I've always wondered why i used to read he's not loved around on tour.

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clement = prick
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Re: What you hear out and about in Toronto.

The funny thing is that Clement was apparently upset about that he got the towel too slowly this time. Normally he always wants the ball kids to slow down when they are throwing the balls too fast in a row to him.

hahaha I imagine that the "SHIT!!! ... oh, sorry" of Haas was funny in this situation

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If I was a ballboy and Clement mouthed me off, he'd have a broken jaw and the paramedics walking on to court.

Dick.

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If I was a ballboy and Clement mouthed me off, he'd have a broken jaw and the paramedics walking on to court.
For Christ's sake
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Re: What you hear out and about in Toronto.

It seems that Clement is an ass...

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If I was a ballboy and Clement mouthed me off, he'd have a broken jaw and the paramedics walking on to court.

Dick.
and you'd have a criminal record
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If I was a ballboy and Clement mouthed me off, he'd have a broken jaw and the paramedics walking on to court.

Dick.
Then jail and then you'd lose your cherry. Criminals never receive well people in jail who haven't stolen anything...
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Is Clement really such a ****? It kinda makes me like him.

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Haas.

After missing a bad shot.

"Shit. O, sorry."

Two points later, having lost the first set.

"Shit." Chair umpire asks him to watch his language, because the crowd is right behind him.

One game later.

"God damn. Shit."
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