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Name something annoying about the top 10 (e.g. 3. Djokovic - 30 ball bounces)

1. Federer - often too stubborn to try out something new on clay, fear of using a powerful backhand, needs to show more aggression when playing a great clay courter such as Nadal, Ferrer or Ferrero otherwise he will lose. Does not like Hawk-eye (Wimbledon 2007 final). Doesn't attack net enough, gay hair shaking, people are sick of him dominating, BP conversion, boring, lack of attitude, ugly clothes (where's the ninja outfit that scared Djoke at the USO 2007?!), ugly girlfriend, chokes against Nadal sometimes, sick of watching him destroy other players time after time.
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2. Nadal - extreme gamesmanship, takes too much time in between points, distracting grunt. Obsession with putting his fingers in his asshole. Extreme fist pumping. Requires use of mute button.
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3. Djokovic - cheater, extreme use of time outs, gets his parents to distract opponents, retires when losing (Federer Hamburg, Nadal French Open, Nadal Wimbledon), 500 ball bounces. All in all - the typical Serbian player for you.
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4. Davydenko - should always wear a sports cap - no one wants to see his bald head. Lack of charisma. Grandpa.
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5. Ferrer - not exactly a great attacker, is he? Crumbles against Federer. (8-0 record) Racket smasher.
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6. Roddick - 14-1 against Federer, without serve he wouldn't be no where as good as he is. Hyper activity. Pathetic backhand (has improved in recent years). Has the patience of a gorilla, sweats incredibly quickly. Stubborn - doesn't accept that fact that without Federer, Roddick would have won 3 more Grand Slams.
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7. Nalbandian - fat, inconsistent. Greasy sweat. Doesn't care. Possibly pregnant.
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8. Blake - Incredible choker against Federer (8-0 record), awful on clay. Lick's everyone's ass. Has a penis head therefore, unfortunately, he is scarred for life - but it could help if he didn't "too good" when other players hit winners against him.
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9. Gasquet - Gasgay I mean, backhand is attractive but he needs to develop a mental game, falls apart very easily. Looks like Debbie Downer. Gay. Let me say that again. Gay. That's right - he's gay.
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10. Wawrinka - Let Fernando Gonzalez beat him after being 2 sets up, if that isn't idiotic well I don't know what is. Acne.
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Now you.
1. Federer -
2. Nadal -
3. Djokovic -
4. Davydenko -
5. Ferrer -
6. Roddick -
7. Nalbandian -
8. Blake -
9. Gasquet -
10. Wawrinka -
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Can't wait for the Djokovic comments.

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Re: Name annoying antics of the top 10 (e.g. 3. Djokovic - 30 ball bounces)

Federer - slicing back slow 2nd serves.

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Re: Name annoying antics of the top 10 (e.g. 3. Djokovic - 30 ball bounces)

Roddick has won 2 matches against Federer, come on at least give the Duck the credit he deserves.

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1. Federer - the way he shakes his hair out of his face.
2. Rafa - His obsession with water bottles, picking ass, adjusting socks.
3. Djoko - BB*25
4. Davydenko - Nothing (I wouldnt call match fixing "an annoying antic")
5. Ferrer - Nothing
6. Roddick - Obesssion with cap adjustment, hyper activity
7. Nalbandian - Is greasy sweat an antic?
8. Blake - licks everyone's ass
9. Gasquet - Nothing
10. Wawrinka - Nothing
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1 Federer - forehand drive volley shit, stubborn
2 Nadal - ass picker, slow rhythm player
3 Fakervic - Injury timouts, retirements, ball bouncing
4 Davydenko - serve
5 Ferrer - mental headcase
6 Roddick - gets way too excited, bag of tics
7 Nalbandian - fat
8 Blake - no self beleif, ball basher
9 Gasquet - mental midget
10 Wawrinka - acne

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I feel this thread can make it to my "annoying antics of MTF" list.
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I got past Federer being nerdy, nadal being an ass picker, and Novak bouncing the ball, and then I realised there was no way I was gonna find something annoying about Ferrer, so I give up

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Funny thread...

1. Federer - Hawkeye Tantrums. "Shit!" "How on earth can THAT ball be in!?" "Turn it off, it's killing me today!" "grumblegrumblegrumble" etc.
2. Rafa - timewasting. I happen to think all his other antics are rather funny and cute.
3. Djoko - timewasting, fake injury time-outs, arrogant prick, :retard: parents.
4. Davydenko - nothing.
5. Ferrer - racket smashing, grumbling.
6. Roddick - eh... adjusting the family jewels every three points or so. GROSS!
7. Nalbandian - lazy ass.
8. Blake - he comes across as a mite fake...
9. Gasquet - headcase.
10. Wawrinka - nothing.

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I'm adding what everyone else is writing, btw.
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Re: Name annoying antics of the top 10 (e.g. 3. Djokovic - 30 ball bounces)

1. Federer - too few attacks to the net, correction hair
2. Nadal - burrowing in the ass
3. Djokovic - praying after netcord or something
4. Davydenko - lack of self-confidence when the ball is close to the line
5. Ferrer - stooping
6. Roddick - correction cap and shirt before almost every point
7. Nalbandian - stroking strings of the racquet
8. Blake - downcast when loses
9. Gasquet - narrow shoulders
10. Wawrinka - tie-break's choker, always unattractive haircut


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the fact that ferrer is in the top 10 is annoying to me, he never has a chance to beat the top 3 but is able to take out people who can...

plus he is a moonballer...

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1 Federer - that silly outfit he wears at Wimbledon
2 Nadal - too many to mention - arse picking, spitting, sock adjusting, slow tactics, timewasting etc
3 Djokovic - the ball bouncing can go on too much at times
4 Davydenko - weak serve
5 Ferrer - bit of a headcase
6 Roddick - his manner when he talks to Umpires etc - very arrogant and rude
7 Nalbandian - lazy, squanders his great talent, doesn't work hard enough
8 Blake - ball basher
9 Gasquet - choker
10 Wawrinka - nothing really

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the fact that ferrer is in the top 10 is annoying to me, he never has a chance to beat the top 3 but is able to take out people who can...
He defeated Nadal twice and Novak once very recently

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Goodie what a wonderful idea for a new thread

1.Federer : like Rogiman said, those ridiculous returns of 2nd serves and those hawkeye challenges (although I sometimes find it quite funny when it's not even close to being in/out)EDIT : forgot about his BP conversion that drives me bonkers.
2.Nadal : time wasting and over celebration (even though he's tone it down)
3.Djokovic : too many to mention
4.Davydenko : Nothing
5.Ferrer : the way his hair starts to get messy and out of control at the end of matches because he keep tugging on it
6.Roddick : The crotch grabbing, the oversized clothes and the general "fidgetyness"
7.Nalbandian : I don't necessarily mind players that can play great one days and very bad the next but the guy can't even be consistent during one match : IW this year eing the perfect example of that.
8.Blake : Don't know what to think of him, he seems nice sometimes but other a bit phony
9.Gasquet : one of my fav really and I don't care when he loses even when he puts in a piss poor performance, what I hate is when he won't even try to play.
10.Wawrinka : I hate swiss

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