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Roger's report card

I didn't write this, just saw it on tennis.com, and thought it was hilarious. Enjoy.

http://www.tennis.com/messageboard/f...osts=1&start=1

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ROGER'S REPORT CARD:

First, his first slam:

2003. Wimbledon. Beat an aging, knee troubled 90s player, Mark Philipousis and needed to tiebreakers to do it. GRADE: C-


Then his MAJESTIC run since 2004:

2004 Aussie Open: beat a WORN OUT Safin who had played a marathon 5 setter vs Agassi. GRADE: B-
2004 French Open: got DESTROYED by a way past his best days Gustavo Kuerten. GRADE: F
2004 Wimbledon: beat Andy Roddick. The worst big serving Wimbledon finalist in history. Has 0 grass court game aside from the serve. Federer struggled in this one. GRADE: D
2004 US Open: beat Lleyton Hewitt. A TOTAL CLOWN who got his only slams during Pete's worst year and while Roger was a baby. 0 WEAPONS. GRADE: C+

2005 Australian Open. He actually took a fresh strong Safin to 5 sets! impressive even though he lost in 5. I didn't know he was capable of pushing a healthy Safin to 5! GRADE: A
2005. French Open. BEAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS until getting thrashed by Nadal and then making up excuses and bitching. GRADE: F
2005 Wimbledon. Beat Roddick AGAIN, enough said. GRADE: C
2005 US Open. Beat A 35 YEAR OLD, BROKEN BACK, way past his best Agassi who had already played 3 5 setters in a row! He should've beaten him 1,1,1 but actually was close to being 2 sets to 1 DOWN. GRADE: F

2006 Aussie Open. Beat a playing out of his mind Baghdatis who resembles a tele-tubby and can hit some fun shots but will never go anywhere in his career. It was a miracle run. Fed actually was down a set and a break by this clown. GRADE: D+
2006 French Open. Beat a bunch of no talent clay courters and then got abused and ***** by Nadal in finals. GRADE: C
2006 Wimbledon. Faced clown after clown before getting challenged by a clay courter in finals. GRADE: C
2006 US Open. Faced the worst and most 1 dimensional server in history, and an awful mover. A way overhyped Andy Roddick who got his ONLY US Open in 03 by beating Ferrero! and got thrashed in 02 by OLD Pete Sampras. Federer actually lost a set by this clown. GRADE: D

2007 AO. Beat a 1d clown with no backhand who had the run of his life and will NEVER get anywhere. He was down 4-5, down a break and needed the clown to choke to get the first set. GRADE C-
2007 FO. AGAIN beat clown after clown and got lucky when Nalbandian retired dur to an injury after dominated first set. Again got devoured in finals by Nadal. GRADE: D
2007 Wimbledon. Got past a bunch of clowns and losing sets to them (Ferrero) and then was pushed by a CLAY COURTER to 5 SETS! ON GRASS! GRADE: F
2007 US Open: Needed a 20 year old inexperienced kid to choke after having set points in the first 2 sets. GRADE: C

2008. Got stretched to a nail biting 5 setter against a MOUSE, just because the MOUSE turned defiant on him and actually stared him down. Then needed Berdych to CHOKE and beat clown Blake before getting straight setted by a 20 year old kid. GRADE: F


IS THIS THE STRONG CANDIDATE FOR GOAT?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You shouldn't be quoting Mediter.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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You shouldn't be quoting Mediter.
This guy calls himself pistola. Is he the same guy as mediter? And does he have another alias on BBC, e.g. Imartial Lion, Dr. Sincere, or Cocteau Twin?
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Djoko's mother needs to get a life.

Wimbledon Upsets:
Safin def. Djokovic 6-4, 7-6, 6-2
Schuettler def. Blake 6-3, 6-7, 4-6, 6-4, 6-4
Kudryavtseva def. Sharapova 6-2, 6-4
Tipsarevic def. Roddick 6-7, 7-5, 6-4, 7-6
Dancevic def. Nalbandian 6-4, 6-2, 6-4
Zheng def. Ivanovic 6-1, 6-4
Tanasugarn def. Jankovic 6-3, 6-2
Radwanska def. Kuznetsova 6-4, 1-6, 7-5
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This guy calls himself pistola. Is he the same guy as mediter? And does he have another alias on BBC, e.g. Imartial Lion, Dr. Sincere, or Cocteau Twin?
No, this was good work, it couldn't have been mediter. There are 2 BBC trolls who are very witty and hilarious.

Impartial Lion is one of them.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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LOL! This is a new way of looking at Fed's wins. Rationalizing aside, this IS funny!
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Lol, this is quality.

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hahah this is funny but full of crap though, and i thought this forum had the worst fedhaters.
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2007 FO. AGAIN beat clown after clown and got lucky when Nalbandian retired dur to an injury after dominated first set. Again got devoured in finals by Nadal. GRADE: D

The Facts are wrong!
This was actually not the 2007 FO... it was 2006

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Ferrero . Robredo . Nalbandian

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This is excellent!
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I like how Federer got a D+ when he beat Baghdatis in the AO but somehow managed a C when Nadal "abused and *****" him. Awesome.
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tennis.com messageboard has a bunch of morons posting there. Half the posts are about whether Pete or Roger is the GOAT. The other half consists of name-calling and bashing of the other posters for choosing a side in the GOAT debate. It's as if there are no moderators on that site.
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