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If Henman defeats Coria...McEnroe will stand on his head...

...for the entire first set of the first match at Wimbledon.

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Re: If Henman defeats Coria...McEnroe will stand on his head...

Not quite as good as Pat Cash's vow to wear a dress if Henman wins Wimbledon! Both might happen....I would certainly like both to happen cos that would be amusing!
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Re: If Henman defeats Coria...McEnroe will stand on his head...

Coria I think will beat Henman though, Mcenroe isnt that stupid, neither is Pat Cash.
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Re: If Henman defeats Coria...McEnroe will stand on his head...

Pat Cash is incredibly stupid - He shoots his mouth off without thinking about the consequences, lets vendettas against people get in the way of his work in commentating e.g. Rusedski, Philippoussis, and is never complimentary about anyone. If that isn't stupid i don't know what is - the man just doesn't think.

As for the Wimbledon thing, he knew that Tim was a threat given his excellent record and only needed a little luck (which he never got) to get him to the title. He was just being horrible with what he was saying. I shouldn't say this but a lot of Aussies hate to see us do well...and he just likes to put us down for everything. The man is a f****** moron.
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Re: If Henman defeats Coria...McEnroe will stand on his head...

Sigh, its all in good stupid fun.
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Sigh, its all in good stupid fun.
Not Pat Cash it isn't.
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Re: If Henman defeats Coria...McEnroe will stand on his head...

Like I said, Pat Cash isnt that stupid, he wouldnt say that if he knew the consequences of wearing a dress lol

Henman might win it, but he obviously believes he wont.
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I'm not so bothered about his dress-thing (cos i know he will have to wear one) - it's just his general personality - or lack of it.
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Pat Cash is an idiot

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Pat Cash is an idiot
His quote I'm 50% sure I slept with Rebecca loos was funny though

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His quote I'm 50% sure I slept with Rebecca loos was funny though
That quote left me at a very confused stage... somewhere between laughter and tears. I really wasn't sure which emotion to express, it was truly *that* pathetic.

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That quote left me at a very confused stage... somewhere between laughter and tears. I really wasn't sure which emotion to express, it was truly *that* pathetic.

Even more funny considering the woman said that she had never heard of a Pat Cash!
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Re: If Henman defeats Coria...McEnroe will stand on his head...

So fill us in, those who are not in the know, about Pat Cash's vendettas with (eg Rusedski and Philippoussis). Also what is this about what he said regarding some Rebecca person or another...? I can rarely catch a decent match on tv anymore much less the side gossip.
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So fill us in, those who are not in the know, about Pat Cash's vendettas with (eg Rusedski and Philippoussis). Also what is this about what he said regarding some Rebecca person or another...? I can rarely catch a decent match on tv anymore much less the side gossip.

Cash criticised Philippoussis of spending too much time with Delta G rather than preparing for his Davis Cup duties, which resulted in his poor performances in the singles and the subsequent exit of Australia from the Davis Cup. While Cash may have been right in thinking that Philippoussis's priorities were all wrong, he had absolutely no right to involve himself in Philippoussis's private affairs.

It is a known fact that Cash is bitter about Rusedski firing him as coach and not paying him off but he had no right to say, when the news of Greg failing a drug's test broke, that he would receive little sympathy and support from other players because he was so disliked that he dined alone most evenings (well...not alone, but with his entourage...not mingling with other players). Talk about kicking someone when he is down.

Cash claimed that he slept with that Rebecca woman but it turned out that she had never heard of a Pat Cash before...he'd do anything for publicity because not many people take much interest in what he gets up to because he is moron.

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Broken neck, anyone ?
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