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Talking Tim Henman poems/pics

His fake charism and fist pumps
get him past the early rounds
that would have been different
if Lleyton and Goran were around
you're always the runner up
when it comes to winning
he just cracks up
he hands Hewitt the crown
and his status as a loser
is once again renown

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LMAO! omg this is soooooo my thread just give me time
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couldn't have said it any better
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Hope u like this!

Henmania in England makes me sick
This is why im takin the mick
backhand slice his favourite shot
The only one I think hes got
In Wimbledon he lost 2 Hewitt
I knew that he couldnt do it
A grand slam final he cant win
Yet most the brits think he will
What was with the washing up powder ad?
watching it just made me sad
They cheer for Henman everyday
(most)british fans,been laid astray!

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as long as Henman fans don't start flipping out like you know who...

Q. When you've played as few matches as you have over the last two, three months, did you ever lack motivation to go out and practice?

ANDY RODDICK: Motivation? No. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy what I do. You know, I've never been one to, you know, blow off practice or, you know, do anything like that.

You know, I'd be lying if I said I'm looking forward to practicing the next two days as opposed to playing here. That part is gonna suck...(2010 Aegon Championships)
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Henmania just makes me sick
It hits you like a ton of bricks
Every year the same old thing
"It's Henman's year!"
The People sing
But every year it is the same
The dream comes crashing
"Next Year" or "One day"
I wish Henmania would go away
But when July comes round
It's here to stay.
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heh heh 1 more

Henboy is still Englands hope
Has he won a grandslam?
The answer is nope
At 28 hes getting old
And still there is no sight of gold
The Wimbledon title lo and behold
Belongs 2 Hewitt I am told
He hammered Timmy into the floor
Until henboy could take no more
And tell me then what is the score?
6-0 in matches,need I say more?

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*Layla flipping and flapping around like a beheaded chicken*

Don't worry TC, I seem to be the only Henman fan around, apart from a small crowd over on Henman Hill, but I don't think they venture into GM very often. I would contribute a poem to praise his virtues but I'm lousy poet... and I know it. Was that lame or what? See, I should never write poetry. If I ever start, feel free to put me on ignore.

Anyway, you people should be ashamed of yourselves, maligning my fave and all that. *thank you for thinking Timmy is so great he deserves a mocking thread of his own*

Carry on, I want to laugh some more.

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All the film that we wasted on this guy
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Nastya what a bad photographer you are

you didnt get Larry Stefanki in focus but you did on Henboy

and Larry should have been in the center of the pic
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Thanks for that last photo. I have just been sick.

Henman went to public school
His fop-haired 'charm'
Makes Sue Barker drool
He doesnt like the month of May
Because he has to play on clay
But every June he gets on grass
and middle England comes out en masse
Every year they say he'll win
But theres always someone better than him.
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STEFANKI'Z FLOW (a.k.a. S-MURDAH)

(spit to the tune of Nelly's "Hot in Herre")

the boy can't play for shit (for shit)
i'm getting tired wit this
i am getting so pissed i want to kick his scrawny ass...

i gave this fool my all (my all)
why can't he hit the ball?
i am getting so pissed why is he such a scared ass bitch...?

his wife is knocked up now (up now)
but i can't figure out how
he can sow his seed and stuff, but he still plays tennis like a slut...

all this Henmania shit (that shit)
he must think i'm his bitch
he still can't win a Slam, i need to get away from Henman!

(don't hit that ball out)

hit the ball with some unh unh!
just a little bit of uh uh
(don't hit that ball out)

hit the ball with some unh unh!
i need a little unh unh
(don't hit that ball out)!

oh!
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his wife is knocked up now (up now)
but i can't figure out how
he can sow his seed and stuff, but he still plays tennis like a slut...
OMG! ROTFLMFAO!
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as long as Layla doesn't mind...

Q. When you've played as few matches as you have over the last two, three months, did you ever lack motivation to go out and practice?

ANDY RODDICK: Motivation? No. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy what I do. You know, I've never been one to, you know, blow off practice or, you know, do anything like that.

You know, I'd be lying if I said I'm looking forward to practicing the next two days as opposed to playing here. That part is gonna suck...(2010 Aegon Championships)
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