They should invent a new language entirely composed of expletives for the crime that is Eurosport. They started on Chatrier at the start of the day -Capriati's yawnsome match, fair enough, because at least it segued into Federer v. Kuerten. We in Britain received the whole match, everything was looking good, then it descended into UTTER FUCKING TENNIS FAN HELL. And no, I'm not talking about having to watch successive (pre quarter-final) women's matches.
Superbike racing, then the Giro came next, I was getting fucking pissed and screaming at the TV, although the rational part of me knew that they had to let the bastards out there see their scheduled biking...
Then the coverage overran by forty-five minutes over the precious tennis play. Cue expletives, punches thrown at walls, doors etc. My wits returned, finally, when the tennis returned, but Hewitt v. Verkerk was a real downer in the last two sets. That was ok, because the remainder of the Safin v. Starace was promised us on-screen afterwards. I was sitting on the couch in patient anticipation of it, but when the commercial break was done with...THEY SHOWED HIGHLIGHTS OF THE WILLIAMS SISTERS' MATCHES INSTEAD OF THE PROMISED MOTHERFUCKING LIVE TENNIS! I HAD NEVER SEEN POTITO IN ACTION BEFORE. I WANTED TO SEE POTITO. BUT WHERE WAS POTITO? YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
MAY THE EUROSPORT SCHEDULERS (AND ALL OTHERS RESPONSIBLE) BE CONDEMNED TO 24/7 REPEATS OF THE WILLIAMS SISTERS IN ACTION FOR THE REST OF THEIR MISERABLE FUCKING LIVES! I BANISH THEE TO TENNIS HELL, FUCKERS!