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As most of you know Mark Philippoussis recently stared in Age of Love were he had to find a suitable girlfriend a Realty TV show – what show (and title) would you like players to be in? You can make up your title and format.

A mate (quite cruelly I thought) suggested Justine Henin who she said was allergic to tweezers and face lotion, should go on Extreme Makeover
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As most of you know Mark Philippoussis recently stared in Age of Love were he had to find a suitable girlfriend a Realty TV show – what show (and title) would you like players to be in? You can make up your title and format.

A mate (quite cruelly I thought) suggested Justine Henin who she said was allergic to tweezers and face lotion, should go on Extreme Makeover
LMAO!? haha well alot of WTA players can participate in extreme makeover to be honest.

But a Big Brother consisting equal number of WTA and ATP players would be hilarious.

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I'm A Tennis Player...Get Me Out Of Here!

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LLYETON HEWITT
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CARLOS MOYA
RICHARD GASQUET
NOVAK DJOKOVIC
ROGER FEDERER


MARIA SHARAPOVA
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Re: Reality TV

Daniela Hantuchova in any reality show involving a spa

Or something w/teams by nation, Amazing Race would be good fun

Lleyton & Alicia
Marat & Dinara
Bryan Bros
Novak & Jelena
Fat Dave & Gisela
Rafa & Carlos
Daniela & Dominic
Roger & Mirka ("So you can manage my entire career but you can't read a map correctly?! She's killing me. This bitch is killing me!")

Legendary Lleyton Hewitt

& the rest of the Aussie armada

Rafael Nadal
Guillermo Coria

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...better to reign in hell than serve in heaven...
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Daniela Hantuchova in any reality show involving a spa

Or something w/teams by nation, Amazing Race would be good fun

Lleyton & Alicia
Marat & Dinara
Bryan Bros
Novak & Jelena
Fat Dave & Gisela
Rafa & Carlos
Daniela & Dominic
Roger & Mirka ("So you can manage my entire career but you can't read a map correctly?! She's killing me. This bitch is killing me!")
wow that's an excellent idea. Especially the daniella one

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Borna Coric: Crowdmaker
Nick Krygios: Dan.
Tommy Haas: Leng Jai
Sebastien Grosjean: Myself
Novak Djokovic: Chiico (Leader of the No1e Cult)
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Daniela Hantuchova in any reality show involving a spa

Or something w/teams by nation, Amazing Race would be good fun

Lleyton & Alicia
Marat & Dinara
Bryan Bros
Novak & Jelena
Fat Dave & Gisela
Rafa & Carlos
Daniela & Dominic
Roger & Mirka ("So you can manage my entire career but you can't read a map correctly?! She's killing me. This bitch is killing me!")


I just read your last suggestion to my room-mates ...funny
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^Very nice. But how is James Blake a judge and a contestant?

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ATP's Next Top Model:
hands down the best so far...
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ATP's Next Top Model:
excellent i wish i could rep you

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That I shall say hippo till it be morrow.

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Myskina was in a "iceskating with the stars" thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKIZsn4G46s

and sucked
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Ana Ivanovic vs. Maria Sharapova - mud wrestling. They are both naked of course :-)
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Brilliant J'torian, as always.

I would watch a reality show with someone feeding Hantuchova a sandwich. She's still a bit too thin for me (which is a shame because she's so pretty).

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10. The Girl Who Could Win the Whole Damn Thing, If Only She Gave a Crap: David Nalbandian.
Tis' would be funny, if it wasn't so true.

Otherwise, nice one!
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Is one of the Bryan twins actually gay??
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ATP's Next Top Model:

u should add one

The Girl who thinks she's prettier than she actually is...
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