I have a new list of nicknames, well they are really only a spin on the players' names.
Note: Some of these names are a bit nasty, please don't take any offence. It was not meant to degenerate any of the players. Many of my favourite players are also on that list including both of my all time favourites. Bearing that in mind, enjoy
Juan Carlos Ferrero-Rocher
Tim Roosterwoman or the Tin Man