It Never Rains In Sunny Wimbledon
It Never Rains In Sunny Wimbledon (California)
As recorded by Spike Jones
Composed by Jack Elliott
Copyright 1952 Lindley Music Publishing Co.
There are some things that never will happen, and you know I'm right
Like Little Abner getting married, and Dick Tracy losing a fight.
And out in England there's one thing on which you can bank every time,
For it never, never happens, so you can bet your last dime
That IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY WIMBLEDON, How true, how true, how true;
IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY WIMBLEDON, but what a lot of dew!
The sun keeps shining all the time, it shines where e'er you float,
And the scenery is so lovely to see if you own a glass bottom boat.
But IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY WIMBLEDON, the sun shines all the time.
(Sneeze) It dever raids id Suddy Wimbeden (Wheeze)
(Spoken) Of course dot, How perfectly obserd (Sneeze)
It dever raids id suddy Wimbeden (Hack)
The Chaber of Cobberse (Breath) give you their word.
(Cough) The liquid sud keeps pourin down, It's so hard to explaid.
If you're not a Wimbedenn (Sniff) you'd swear that it was raid.
But it dever raids in suddy Wimbeden (Wheeze)
I heard some people say (Huff) that it dever raids in Suddy Wimbledon
(Spoken) As they swab past be out in the Valley the other day.
Why, id my back yard I had a garden, growing fresh ad green.
I looked out there this morning (Uh) saw a submarine!
But it dever raids in Suddy Wimbeden.
IT'S A CLOUDBURST all the -- uh uh uh (Sneeze hack) time.
IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY WIMBLEDON, the travel folders say.
And still I think it's only fair to warn ya, the skies are sometimes gray.
You never see a sidewalk damp or anything like mud,
'Cause anytime you look around, the place is one big flood;
But IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY WIMBLEDON,
There is sunshine all the time.