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Rafa's Menucard

Rafzilla hungry.
When he hungry, he eat. He not look this way that way. He kill he eat for sure, no? Whatever come in way he eat. He have good heart but feel hungry, no? Then he become like that.

Little animals complain why he always like that. They go. They run. Rafa like them a lot. He want to make friends, no? He good heart but he hungry. He very very hungry. So he eat them.

In Rome he full. But now Hamburg. There, again he go hungry, no?
He need meat. WHERE menucard go?

Here we make possible food item for Hamburg:

Mutton de Rogelio: His all-time favourite, cooked from a rare Swiss goat. Always seen lurking with its mate, this swift, lofty mountain goat has a love for grass that it chews with delight. Not entirely vegetarian, it is guilty of enjoying Filleto-Roddick (special variety of American fish) 13 times itself. This goat loves its apex position in the mountain and is not easy to capture. However, when made to run for long hours, it tends to feel dizzy.
Category: Main course
Where: In a possible Final encounter.

Moussakka Baghdatis: A Cypriot delight made from a thick beef and herbs covered with layers and layers of potatoes and eggplants. Made from a particularly cheerful cow, thats terribly out of shape. Neither does it run, nor does it resist being run over. Its striking resemblance with its Argentinian cousin Nalbandian is remarkable.
Category: Appetizer
Where: In a possible third round encounter.

Kolya in Cranberry Sauce: Russian chicken is not very easy to digest for Rafa. The whole procedure of fleecing the chicken is very difficult because it thinks it is a sparrow. Even after being captured, it resists being deep-fried. Anyways, when dipped in cranberry sauce, the thrill and the lingering taste keeps him wanting to come back for more.
Category: Main course
Where: in a possible SF encounter.

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Stupid reputation ban thingo. THAT WAS BRILLIANT!!! Thanks for making me laugh

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Re: Rafa's Menucard for Hamburg and RG: All tards invited!

The "GOAT cheese thread" wasn't enough ?
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The whole procedure of fleecing the chicken is very difficult because it thinks it is a sparrow.
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hehe good stuff

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I admit, it was funny.

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Puerta - juicy junk food
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It was a good laugh.

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Stupid reputation ban thingo. THAT WAS BRILLIANT!!! Thanks for making me laugh
:lol; Thanks, JC Lover! Delighted that you enjoyed it that much.

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The "GOAT cheese thread" wasn't enough ?
No. That was different. This thread describes all the players as dishes for Rafa. isn't that great? That was unique to Fed alone.
I cant understand how you overlooked that.

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Thank you. That puts him in the starter/ appetizer category.

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No. That was different. This thread describes all the players as dishes for Rafa. isn't that great? That was unique to Fed alone.
I cant understand how you overlooked that.
His sub-forum is down ?
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His sub-forum is down ?
No, I suppose it is doing quite well Go back to sleep, you !

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Is it definite?

Nadal IS playing Hamburg?

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Is it definite?

Nadal IS playing Hamburg?
no news about withdrawal yet....

i assume he is....

VAMOS RAFA!!!!!!
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no news about withdrawal yet....

i assume he is....

VAMOS RAFA!!!!!!
Regardless of what other people say.

I don't think this is a good idea for Rafa.

Too much playing, and not enough rest can hurt him in the latter rounds of Roland Garros. If not, come the grass season Nadal is going to be destroyed.

Nadal has been following the pattern of success of the 2 previous years.

As the quote goes: "If something works, why fix it?"

We'll see.

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