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post #1 of (permalink) Old 08-01-2002, 10:20 AM Thread Starter
The Crow
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More than 100%?

Old but so true (especially on this board ) :

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you......
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Think about it...

"Yes, let me tell you once again
I am the captain of my pain"
Nick Cave and the bad seeds - Brother, my cup is empty
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