My german nephew, who is currently at uni in Freiburg, gave me quite a few bars of Swiss chocolate for my birthday. He gave it to me with the apology: "I know it's Swiss but...well...Freiburg is closer to Switzerland".
Really nice gesture of him, but I'm contemplating sending him Belgian chocolate with the note: "you poor sod, having to live on Swiss chocolate...here's a survival kit for you"
PS (before JM starts ranting again): I'm sure the Swiss chocolate is very nice. No, it's no Lindt. It's mostly Cailler. I haven't tasted it yet after all those festive meals. I'm saving it for a bit later.