Metis *clap clap clap*
I need to prepare a speech for my constituency outlining my campaign platform:
"I promise to edit all hater posts. Posting of Federer photos will be strictly prohibited and those who have them in their signatures will be banned form the Nadal forum, unless said photos belong to the 'special' category or have been altered for mocking purposes."
"Threads started by non Rafa-fans will be deleted including the present thread."
"Those voting for me will get bonus points in the M.I.T. competition. Those voting against will have their points reduced to zero."
As for my rivals, Linda and Hema (I don't include Jordan because he will be banned as soon as I am elected), I suggest they concede defeat right now and save us all the trouble of an extended and expensive campaign.