Originally Posted by Chiudi-fan
“It’s well-made.” Like hell. Like any gay guy has actually bought Abercrombie & Fitch because it’s “well-made.”
“I like the colors.” Yeah, gray, drab green and muted orange are real winners.
I’m sitting here now, writing this in a very stylish A&F T-shirt. It’s gray and not only says “Abercrombie” on it, but it also says “A&F”--a double bonus. But the cool thing is the moose on the front of the shirt. Of course, “I just bought it because I like moose.”
We’ve been duped, gentlemen, and it’s time to own up to it. Now, standing next to Mr. Nair, the truth about all of our A&F purchases shines: “I like looking at the catalog. It’s really hot seeing all these young guys running around in their shorts and underwear, chasing after each other. Subconsciously, I believe that, if I buy the clothes they’re advertising, I’ll have recaptured my youth and will be able to chase after those naked 20-year-olds too. Oh, and because everybody else is doing it.”