I didn't see a naked David Beckham (and that's not an invitation to post it, thankyouverymuch). He was shown still wearing underpants. So I'm focusing on his tattoos and I'm very familiar with his Mickey Mouse voice.
So, you're not making any sense.
and I'm not reducing a man to his penis like some.
And besides, David Beckham needed socks (or whatever they used for stuffing) to fill his underpants when doing ads.