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post #26 of (permalink) Old 12-16-2012, 05:41 PM Thread Starter
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Re: Update your status

Originally Posted by viruzzz View Post
Status: I have a lack of tennis in my blood. I need tennis, now.
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I used to be your everyday average Joe. Then one day some guy told me I can do whatever I set my heart on. So I tried to fly, and failed. He then told me that there are limitations in life and that I should be more modest in my aspirations. So I robbed a convenience store and got arrested. He then told me not to take everything people say literally, and to use my own initiative. So I became a Trump supporter, and am politely asking you to leave my country.

-Drunk Trump supporter at New York convenience store

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