I don't want to get r@ped.
Haha I read this article about some freshers drinking event in Cardiff in the Daily Mail a few weeks ago and the pictures of the freshers are so embarrassing.
Poor excuse for not taking part.
Sounds like me. No wonder you like him and me a lot.
I'm a bit baffled by it to be honest. You claim that I am tripwires-lite, and I think you're pretty similar to this guy. He and I are not really alike, though.
On the contrary; you're just a big ball of adorableness.
If you ever did meet me for real, you'd take that back immediately.