I have food poisoning...probably shouldn't have cooked expired food.
This sounds like something an extremely lazy guy would do
Played it for the first time during Halloween and it was um, very amusing.
Haha, beer pong is extremely popular at basically every college here, but personally I can't stand it
Cigarettes? Never. I hate tobacco and cigarettes. I drink sometimes but am not a fan of beer.
No, smoke as in weed. You need to improve your understanding of drug slang and terminology