I truly want to live to see Alex Blowmearseoff to be Russia's next #1 player. Please let it happen
(apologies, I realise you've probably used these fake names all year but it's the first time I've seen them and I cracked up
Jos Bleau for a French name is quite funny too.. I never see this first name before
- José makes more French :P
Claude the canadian sounds much more French - maybe a "Quebecois"