Should have made your sarcasm a bit clearer sir.
Well, most people who don't support the fastening of the courts also generally disagree with carpet coming back. So keeping that in mind, it was quite hard to detect your sarcasm.
I said I wouldn't mind having some carpet 250s or even 500, but switching ALL indoor events to carpet would be nuts.
As for indoor hard, didn't you hear? The trend pushed by Djokovic is to marginalize indoor tennis (make it optional, put WTF right after the US Open). The next step will probably be switching WTF to outdoor hc. Djokovic/Murray is the future, so we all know who the ATP will listen to. It would be bad business no to cater to the current top players. Who cares about being fair (providing varied conditions) to lower ranked players. Who cares about Fed, who is declining and will retire in a couple of years at most.
If those parts didn't give away my sarcasm, then I don't know what can.