Why can't Welsh people count sheep to help them get to sleep?
'coz, when they get to five, they've gotta stop and have a wank.
Here's 3 more:Why do Welshmen wear Levi button-fly jeans?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards.
Guy #1 Do you know what they put on French Fries in Swansea instead of ketch-up?
Guy #2: What?
Guy#2: Arrr man...
Guy#1: I,ve seen 'um do it man, they fuckin' drown 'um in that shit.
A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I fucked *one* sheep..."