Re: USO Final: Murray beats Djokovic 7-6(10) 7-5 2-6 3-6 6-2
excuse my Scottish but
I used to be your everyday average Joe. Then one day some guy told me I can do whatever I set my heart on. So I tried to fly, and failed. He then told me that there are limitations in life and that I should be more modest in my aspirations. So I robbed a convenience store and got arrested. He then told me not to take everything people say literally, and to use my own initiative. So I became a Trump supporter, and am politely asking you to leave my country.
-Drunk Trump supporter at New York convenience store