- Adjectives are combined into players' names to save time. Instead of 'Federer is declining', simply 'Declinerer' will suffice. The insult 'mug' is perhaps the most common, e.g. Almugro.
- If a player retires any time in the final set he is a faker, bad sport or fixer (with no regard, or even knowledge, of the extent of the injury).
- Smart scheduling = vulturing.
Fed is the greatest vulture ever and Nadal is opposite? Mmm.