Oh god. That is absolutely hilarious. The very fact that he didn't get blown up but instead became a cripple forced to suffer for the rest of his life is poetic justice in itself. It's better than death penalty IMO. It would be an intresting and amusing punishment if modern governments replaced life imprisonment and capital punishment with just cutting off criminal's hands and ripping out his tongue and letting him go free. After all, what harm could he possibly do to the rest of the society?
you're a bit of a sicko, right? i advice you to go see get a psyichologist/psyquiatric combo. there might still be some hope with the proper treatment.