I know you're older than me, but can you really resist a Kinder Surprise?
It's yummy and it contains a surprise
I have always wanted to see what danger may be lurking inside them, but was too embarrassed to buy one. I will buy one today. I can always say to the cashier, "Oh, it's not for me, I just want to choke my grandson."
(Oh, oh, I see a ban coming for wishing death. Sometimes the mods think they are MTF's Homeland Security.)