Men who oppose abortion are really transgendered ex-women who want to abort their pregnancies or feel guilty about have done so already.
Ku Klux Klan grand dragons are really blacks wearing mime makeup, or would rather be black than white.
People who say they are straight are really closeted gays. Gay is the normal default, straights were forced to be straight by their in-the-closet straight-acting-but-actually-gay parents.
I think Filo is a closeted heterosexual