Poll closing time
It would be cool if you could close polls on an exact time instead of days after you've made it, this would be useful for WWW threads so you can close it on the time the match starts.
I am the Nelson Mandela of MTF
Santaro was a better version of Ferrer
At the end of Federer's first round match at the Australian Open a fawning interviewer asked about his kids and if he had bought coach Stefan Edberg a birthday present - no, by the way, the privilege of knocking up with 'King Roger' was enough of a present apparently.
Sombrerero loco exposed