Oh, I'm not worried. I have much better shot at winning Wimbledon than you at becoming a mod. No one in their right mind would make a mod someone like you, with a history of trolling, infractions and a ban (or few?)
I am not trolling as much as I am a tard chaser. My infractions have all been either easily excused when you know the context, or very very dubious, most of them coming from a single new mod in the last few months. Therefore, the bans are equally tainted.
Your odds are way off.