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post #65 of (permalink) Old 02-11-2012, 10:13 PM
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Re: FMTA Davis Cup -- Please read post 36

Did the entire Brazilian team turn up hungover? 5 bagels + 3 breadsticks = Too much partying people.

I used to be your everyday average Joe. Then one day some guy told me I can do whatever I set my heart on. So I tried to fly, and failed. He then told me that there are limitations in life and that I should be more modest in my aspirations. So I robbed a convenience store and got arrested. He then told me not to take everything people say literally, and to use my own initiative. So I became a Trump supporter, and am politely asking you to leave my country.

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