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Yes 1 5.88%
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Yes, and raised outdoors to adapt to hot weather 7 41.18%
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Will Djokovic's Baby be Raised Gluten-Free?

Since the fall of 2011, Djokovic has enforced a strict gluten-free diet which he largely credits for his current success. Djokovic being the friendly and entertaining character he is will want to bring out the best in his child and ensure s/he grows up to unleash their full potential. I see no reason as to why Novak would not try to raise the child in a gluten-free environment to potentially maximize the child's future opportunities.

well how about that one, Jim? he just glides around the net like warm butter in a pan. delicious, don't ya think?

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I can't believe Novak had sex with someone. I was gonna pretend he was an innocent virgin but now that his girlfriend is pregnant, I cannot ignore the fact that he sticked his penis into her vagina multiple times and orgasmed in her, causing sperm to swim up to her fallopian tube, pregnating the egg. yuck, I will never view Novak the same again for this disgusting behavior. Same with Roger, Stan, Giles Simon, and all the other fathers on tour.
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I can't believe Novak had sex with someone. I was gonna pretend he was an innocent virgin but now that his girlfriend is pregnant, I cannot ignore the fact that he sticked his penis into her vagina multiple times and orgasmed in her, causing sperm to swim up to her fallopian tube, pregnating the egg. yuck, I will never view Novak the same again for this disgusting behavior. Same with Roger, Stan, Giles Simon, and all the other fathers on tour.
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I can't believe Novak had sex with someone. I was gonna pretend he was an innocent virgin but now that his girlfriend is pregnant, I cannot ignore the fact that he sticked his penis into her vagina multiple times and orgasmed in her, causing sperm to swim up to her fallopian tube, pregnating the egg. yuck, I will never view Novak the same again for this disgusting behavior. Same with Roger, Stan, Giles Simon, and all the other fathers on tour.

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I can't believe Novak had sex with someone. I was gonna pretend he was an innocent virgin but now that his girlfriend is pregnant, I cannot ignore the fact that he sticked his penis into her vagina multiple times and orgasmed in her, causing sperm to swim up to her fallopian tube, pregnating the egg. yuck, I will never view Novak the same again for this disgusting behavior. Same with Roger, Stan, Giles Simon, and all the other fathers on tour.
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I can't believe Novak had sex with someone. I was gonna pretend he was an innocent virgin but now that his girlfriend is pregnant, I cannot ignore the fact that he sticked his penis into her vagina multiple times and orgasmed in her, causing sperm to swim up to her fallopian tube, pregnating the egg. yuck, I will never view Novak the same again for this disgusting behavior. Same with Roger, Stan, Giles Simon, and all the other fathers on tour.
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I can't believe Novak had sex with someone. I was gonna pretend he was an innocent virgin but now that his girlfriend is pregnant, I cannot ignore the fact that he sticked his penis into her vagina multiple times and orgasmed in her, causing sperm to swim up to her fallopian tube, pregnating the egg. yuck, I will never view Novak the same again for this disgusting behavior. Same with Roger, Stan, Giles Simon, and all the other fathers on tour.

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I can't believe Novak had sex with someone. I was gonna pretend he was an innocent virgin but now that his girlfriend is pregnant, I cannot ignore the fact that he sticked his penis into her vagina multiple times and orgasmed in her, causing sperm to swim up to her fallopian tube, pregnating the egg. yuck, I will never view Novak the same again for this disgusting behavior. Same with Roger, Stan, Giles Simon, and all the other fathers on tour.

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I can't believe Novak had sex with someone. I was gonna pretend he was an innocent virgin but now that his girlfriend is pregnant, I cannot ignore the fact that he sticked his penis into her vagina multiple times and orgasmed in her, causing sperm to swim up to her fallopian tube, pregnating the egg. yuck, I will never view Novak the same again for this disgusting behavior. Same with Roger, Stan, Giles Simon, and all the other fathers on tour.

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I can't believe Novak had sex with someone. I was gonna pretend he was an innocent virgin but now that his girlfriend is pregnant, I cannot ignore the fact that he sticked his penis into her vagina multiple times and orgasmed in her, causing sperm to swim up to her fallopian tube, pregnating the egg. yuck, I will never view Novak the same again for this disgusting behavior. Same with Roger, Stan, Giles Simon, and all the other fathers on tour.
Don't lose your hope dear Doggy. You sure Nole's the father?




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There is no need for the child to be gluten free if they don't have a gluten intolerance or celiac disease. You have to introduce gluten into the child's diet (I think the guidelines are 9mo-1yr old) to find out if they react or not. They could tolerate it for years and then one day not be able to.
Now for the turn this thread has taken
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There is no need for the child to be gluten free if they don't have a gluten intolerance or celiac disease. You have to introduce gluten into the child's diet (I think the guidelines are 9mo-1yr old) to find out if they react or not. They could tolerate it for years and then one day not be able to.
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Don't lose your hope dear Doggy. You sure Nole's the father?




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I don't think Djoker would have left his broom cupboards unopened for Boris to hide in!
But all jokes aside, the child won't even know if he/she is allergic to gluten for quite some time.
This whole gluten free diet is now a fad, used by people that do not even have the problem.
I was lactose intolerant for 20 years before knowing I had this one, and only avoid it now out of necessity. (the cafes still always think my wife is the one ordering the soy lates though when out and about!)

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