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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 06-09-2014, 11:10 PM Thread Starter
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WWW: Newsbot ReturnAce vs Nadal Newsbot Ash86

Two titans who post barely anything BUT NEWS!

Who wins, you decide.

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Re: WWW: Newsbot ReturnAce vs Nadal Newsbot Ash86

Return Ace in 1

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Re: WWW: Newsbot ReturnAce vs Nadal Newsbot Ash86

Return Ace is better all-around newsbot, more versatile and crafty.
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Re: WWW: Newsbot ReturnAce vs Nadal Newsbot Ash86

ReturnAce is unbeatable. Ash86 is just an amateur, who mostly posts interviews about Nadal or Murray.

ReturnAce probably developed a new system to search for news on every site, all over the planet.
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Ash86 is just a dull scrub with no weapons. ReturnAce is full of aces and return winners.

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I'm pretty sure I rinsed both of them after the last interview I posted.

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Return Ace is brutal

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Re: WWW: Newsbot ReturnAce vs Nadal Newsbot Ash86

Huge chance for ReturnAce here.

ReturnAce is a talented poster with tease-me-then-please-me topics. Plus he has the heaviest balls on the forum.

Ash, on the other hand, is a defensive fangirl whose only weapon is spamming. It's obvious she has no business on MTF.

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If ReturnAce loses then "The more talented NewsBot loses" and "News dies" .

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Re: WWW: Newsbot ReturnAce vs Nadal Newsbot Ash86

The difference between ReturnAce and Ash86 is like the difference between Federer and Nadal. Ash86 is more one-dimensional just like Nadal whereas ReturnAce is more versatile, like Federer. So, I assume Ash86 would be a bad matchup for ReturnAce turning him into ReturnShank. ReturnAce could win only indoors or on very fast outdoor HC or grass. Yet the one-dimensional style would keep Ash86 vulnerable against Davydenko-like old mugs and ReturnAce would end up having a better career.

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Return Ace, easily. Ash86 usually only posts news about Nadal.
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But over the last two days, Ash86 has evoked more fights, more responses and has been in top form. A few of them already questioning the "torch-handover" scenes. But ReturnAce will strike again!

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Huge chance for ReturnAce here.

ReturnAce is a talented poster with tease-me-then-please-me topics. Plus he has the heaviest balls on the forum.

Ash, on the other hand, is a defensive fangirl whose only weapon is spamming. It's obvious she has no business on MTF.

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Re: WWW: Newsbot ReturnAce vs Nadal Newsbot Ash86

Nah, ReturnAce was GOATing on a weak era. Ash86 is peaking right now.

All seriousness though, I vote for ReturnAce -- more versatile.



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