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You just hate the GOAT, dont you?
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Federer was the pioneer of first-strike all-court tennis. This is the real tennis and the beautiful game. Never forget the beauty of what was tennis. Nadull and Fakervic don't win tennis matches. They simply outlast their opponent with endless grinding and stamina. That is ugly. Beautiful tennis is gone now. Never forget the good days of real tennis.


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You're one of the few people on here to have actually rated themselves. I'm curious to know if your idea of a 5.0 is consistent with the level of a So. Cal. 5.0.
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Do you have a similar rating system like us? Here your dynamic rating changes after every match you play.
The Dutch rating system conforms to the ITF rating system and is not the same, numbers-wise, to the US. According to the ITF rating conversion chart, a Cat 5 in the Netherlands is equivalent to a 4.0 in US NTRP rating, and a 5.0 NTRP rating is a 3 in the Dutch (and ITF) rating.

The dynamic ranking is similar though.

Californians seems to rate quite hard. There is a bit more "grade inflation" in some of the other states.
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All dulltards. They should make a tournament of 28 players, with the 4 most famous dulltards given a 1st round bye. Moonball obviously allowed.
You would have to explain to them
a) what the court looks like
b) what the ball looks like
c) half the rules. only half, because that is how many rules their beautiful Wafa takes notice of

Out of interest, who are the 4 most famous dulltards? GSMnadal has got to be one. The likes of Goatdal are too new and other dulltards seem to constantly get banned and then reinvent themselves, only to get banned again

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post #49 of 54 (permalink) Old 11-23-2013, 12:03 PM
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Jowilly
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Samanosuke
DoktorCarpet
Johnbert
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The list of haters is too long.
Actually I'm a decent/good amateur level player.

My game is Djokovic style.

I'm fast and I'm a very good mover.

Very good 1st serve. Sometimes I use a powerfull flat serve, other times I prefer to use some slice. My 2nd serve is not that good. Pretty average. I don't make many DF's though.

I'm a good returner, some minor problems with the backhand return in the ADV side.

Both my forehand and backhand are solid in the rallies and I can generate acceleration from both wings. Good touch at the net, but some problems with the overheads.

I've some trouble with high balls in by backhand (two-handed), it's not that I can't deal, but in those moments I usually just moonball to the other side.

I've a two-handed backhand slice, just like Fabrice Santoro, very unusual.

My favourite surface is hard, however I'm not tall (1'81 cm), so I'm tougher to beat on clay.

I never played on grass , but I've played some times on carpet when I was in France years ago and love it.

Ah, my racquet is a Yonex VCore Xi 100, with RPM Blast Strings (55 lbs).

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You would have to explain to them
a) what the court looks like
b) what the ball looks like
c) half the rules. only half, because that is how many rules their beautiful Wafa takes notice of

Out of interest, who are the 4 most famous dulltards? GSMnadal has got to be one. The likes of Goatdal are too new and other dulltards seem to constantly get banned and then reinvent themselves, only to get banned again
GSMNadal, PileDrive, Matt01 and Kiedis. Topspindoctor is banned, so he's not elegible for bye.

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Matt01!

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I'm decent at tennis though. Won 5 of 7 matches in the amateur league I played in this fall.

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GSMNadal, PileDrive, Matt01 and Kiedis. Topspindoctor is banned, so he's not elegible for bye.
Man, the Nadulltards have declined just like the tour has.

Back in the day, the 4 worst would be Start da Game, Clay Death, Everko & JolanGago. Those were some heavy hitter clowns I tell ya.

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We should be appreciative of Federer though, because we will never see anything like him again. The fact he can still compete for slams ever after the erosion of his physical skills is really a greater testament to the natural talent he has than the period of time when he was dominating the tour.
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24 Year old Federer is nothing but a 2015 Djokovic minus 50 % of his fighting capability.
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Nadal is by far the most naturally talented player of all time and that is the reason his stay at the top is a lot longer than players like Federer etc were able to do.
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Matt01!

I'm decent at tennis though. Won 5 of 7 matches in the amateur league I played in this fall.

Man, the Nadulltards have declined just like the tour has.

Back in the day, the 4 worst would be Start da Game, Clay Death, Everko & JolanGago. Those were some heavy hitter clowns I tell ya.
GOATDal and MarioMega are underdogs, but they probably would reach the finals stages anyway.

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GOATDal and MarioMega are underdogs, but they probably would reach the finals stages anyway.
Shoutout to bitter old tribalfusion as well.

Also chairumpire and Rafaspin, too bad they are banned.

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We should be appreciative of Federer though, because we will never see anything like him again. The fact he can still compete for slams ever after the erosion of his physical skills is really a greater testament to the natural talent he has than the period of time when he was dominating the tour.
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24 Year old Federer is nothing but a 2015 Djokovic minus 50 % of his fighting capability.
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Nadal is by far the most naturally talented player of all time and that is the reason his stay at the top is a lot longer than players like Federer etc were able to do.
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Shoutout to bitter old tribalfusion as well.

Also chairumpire and Rafaspin, too bad they are banned.
Tribalfusion can make a strong case for seeding too.

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