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Re: How easy is to get laid for a tennis player?

It must be pretty tough; I mean, where will they ever find a chick eager to get some with a rich and famous athlete ? It's like finding a needle in a haystack

Like taking candy from a baby really
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I think the dick of Djokovic, Tsonga, Del Potro, Tipsarevic, Lopez, Verdasco, Monaco, Haas, Simon and Stepanek live like rock stars.

I think the likes of Federer, Nadal, Murray, Ferrer, Isner, Nishikori among others deny their dicks to get their due.

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Well Gulbis is a different case I believe, we are talking about a spoilt, rich kid who never really had to worry about money and ordinary life problems.
Of course lower ranked players are less famous and wealthy, but it's only the matter of spoofing a dumb chick about your achievements, trophies etc.- let's be honest, most women are absolutely clueless when it comes to sport so they will probably buy every fake story you tell them.
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lol, just when I thought I'd seen it all on MTF, this. hilarious. well think about Sexy Radek and you'll get your answer. now if you think of Nole, Rogy and Rafa, their pee pees are too expensive. they can't even have that sex thingy, they are too dedicated to their jobs.

darn, I wish I was a tennis player but a good one (top 300 or so)

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Top 100 tennis player had nothing on a top 100 golfer!

Top 100 golfer on the PGA Tour last year made $970,918.94. And golfers still get privacy.

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Request for anyone who has seen tennis groupies and the players who love them in action to spill the dirt, please.

Nothing better than a little gossip. If athletes in other sports are any indication, I seriously doubt most of these guys are faithful to the girlfriends they parade around.
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well OK, but what about girls? You think that Ana Ivanovic or Kournikova never done anything 'you know what I mean' on the tour? If I'm wrong I want to see some pics.

not interested in Sharapova. heard she slept with Leno.
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When these guys hit the club, they keep tennis balls in their pockets just to let everyone know how big their balls are.

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Stepanek I think has more sex than the top 5 combined every year, I doubt Roger has any sex at all. Tennis seems to be his first source of pleasure in life. Murray is from the videogame generation and Djokovic/Rafa probably get too exhausted to have sex most days of the week, but I think Djokovic is a bit of a player when he gets his mind from tennis. Ferrer is some other kind of freak, cant have much left in him after those visits in those ice baths.

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Of course it's easy. Just ask me.

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It must be pretty tough; I mean, where will they ever find a chick eager to get some with a rich and famous athlete ? It's like finding a needle in a haystack

Like taking candy from a baby really
but most tennis pros ain't rich

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For Safin it was pretty hard to get a woman:

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well OK, but what about girls? You think that Ana Ivanovic or Kournikova never done anything 'you know what I mean' on the tour? If I'm wrong I want to see some pics.

not interested in Sharapova. heard she slept with Leno.
Get a load of this

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“There’s so many athletes, tennis players around the world,” he continued, trying to put his life into some kind of perspective, “they want to be the best in what they do. They want to succeed. Many of them, they don’t succeed in the end. I’m fortunate to have this opportunity and succeed.”
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Get a load of this

[youtube]EIz-v1Qg5Ss[/youtube]
omg, where the hell did you find this? too good .
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[youtube]EIz-v1Qg5Ss[/youtube]
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