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A pretty funny thing to do using Google :)

I saw this on another forum, so Ill try to give it a go here:

Basically, what you gotta do is type this in Google: "Why is (athlete)" and see what Google fills up instead of you.

Some epic examples:

Why is Roger Federers wife ugly?
Why is Rafael Nadal not in Wimbledon?
Why is Andy Murray pointing to the sky?


Try it and post the results

FEDERER
KARLOVIC

RAONIC

AND ALL OTHER SERVEBOTS


SERVEBOTS ARE TENNIS
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Why is Roddick such a jerk
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"Why is Djokovic wearing uniqlo?"

And well, I got one with Ferrero... I can't help sharing it: "Why is Ferrero Rocher so expensive?"
(I also had: "Why is Juan Carlos King?" )

And of course I got: "Why is David Ferrer so perfect?"
Errr no OK I just made that up.
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Why is Andy Murray so miserable
Why is Andy Murray so annoying

Lovely first two results

RAFAEL NADAL

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1 AO - 9 RG - 2 W - 2 USO
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why is tim henman called ping pong
Why is Pete Sampras cheap
Why is Andre Agassi bald
Why is Tomas Berdych gay

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As for Mugray, what can be said? A disgusting human being, and awful player, and a choking pushing mug. He looks like a kemo patient, bald spots, hairless legs, pasty blotchy skin, busted teeth, and an ugly, snarling face. Typical antics all came out in this match: faking injuries, grimacing and cursing, trying to peg Fed, trying to start drama, undeserved final based on an exhausted old man and a joke draw.

I'm no Fakervic fan but he needs to save tennis, sadly tree trunk legs will be fresh. Interesting he's never questioned....
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Why is Richard Gasquet married
Why is John Isner jewish
Why is Jo-wilfried Tsonga black
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Re: A pretty funny thing to do using Google :)

i put in

"why does nadal wear womens underwear"

and got

drum roll

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/phpbbfo...on-t77841.html

God is Love. To know Love is to know God. So ask yourself if you hold any hate for another in your heart how can you have room for Love, room for God
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why is del potro gay?
why is del potro married?
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Originally Posted by Sophitia36 View Post
"Why is Djokovic wearing uniqlo?"

And well, I got one with Ferrero... I can't help sharing it: "Why is Ferrero Rocher so expensive?"
(I also had: "Why is Juan Carlos King?" )

And of course I got: "Why is David Ferrer so perfect?"
Errr no OK I just made that up.

Why is Djokovic wearing uniqlo?"

why djokovic lose now.

Nadal "Sampras, Ivanisevic match. or one between those kind of players, is not enjoyable. It's not really tennis. it is a few swings of the racquet. For me in the past it was just serve. serve". arrogance.

clay excluded. successive win 0.  If grass and a hard are fast. Like Sampras era. Nadal is able to win only with clay. power of defense and muscles. boring ugly. All the surface is slow now.

fake time-out. cheat. gamesmanship. too noisy annoying always. excuse. boycotts threatened. always dissatisfaction cry complaints. dissatisfaction to schedule. selfish two-year ranking. bump to player. ugly protest. always exaggerated appeal of self condition. etc. overrated by fanatic arrogant blind fan
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Why is Richard Gasquet married
Why is John Isner jewish
Why is Jo-wilfried Tsonga black
These are all ones based on the questions without "Why"
i.e. -- is John Isner jewish? is Gasquet married?
basically showing the most commonly asked google questions. "gay" comes up with almost everyone

Roger Federer * Greatest Of All Time
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Why is Roger Federer so good
Why is RF called the GOAT
Why is RF the best
Makes sense to me
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Re: A pretty funny thing to do using Google :)

Why is Murray hated

Why is Djokovic losing
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Re: A pretty funny thing to do using Google :)

Why does Federer blow on his fingers?
Why does Roger Federer cry?

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Why does Rafael Nadal always have a wedgie?

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Re: A pretty funny thing to do using Google :)

i have been making the same thing using races as in "why are jews so" or "why are blacks so". not sure if the results are appropriate enough for MTF

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