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post #1 of 67 (permalink) Old 07-10-2010, 10:24 AM Thread Starter
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Should players have sex while they off injured?

Unless you've been living under a rock for the last week, you'll know that Haas' girlfriend Sara Foster is pregnant. This begs the question - why was Haas having sex while he was recovering from injury? It goes a long way to explaining why the guy is so injury prone. Who knows how many chicks he was banging during his shoulder reconstructions. I dare say it cost him several grand slams and his opportunity to challenge for GOAT status. Highly unprofessional and irresponsible to his fans.

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Re: Should players have sex while they off injured?

You're right. They should just masturbate instead.

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Re: Should players have sex while they off injured?

It's all part of his hip rehabilitation (but Tarpi and Kolya are a good answer too )
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Re: Should players have sex while they off injured?

He must have been in a hurry to have children. That paternal impulse must have been strong. No shoulder injury is going to keep him from becoming a daddy.
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Are you sure that she is pregnant by Tommy?

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maybe she's a surrogate mother for Cristiano Ronaldo
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You're right. They should just masturbate instead.
Not adviced for shoulder/elbow/wrist injuries-prone.

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No, they should send you a fax asking for your permission and sending the girl's ID.

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Thanks for letting me know i live under a rock.
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YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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Re: Should players have sex while they off injured?

Very unproffesional to say the least. Disgusting.
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Only with each other.
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