Plus they're banned from playing on clay at the professional level, because they keep mistaking the court for a litter box.
HAHAHA!!! And not only would the ballboys be running around with towels, now they'd have to carry poo scoopers (or whatever they're called) around the court, and the umpires would say 'Get that shit off the court! Now!'
JUAN CARLOS FERRERO
Juan Monaco, Tommy Robredo, Fernando Gonzalez, Juan Martin Del Potro, David Ferrer, Guillermo Garcia Lopez, Juan Ignatio Chela, Fernando Verdasco, Carlos Moya, Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer, Lucas Arnold Ker, Nicolas Lapentti