Plus they're banned from playing on clay at the professional level, because they keep mistaking the court for a litter box.
HAHAHA!!! And not only would the ballboys be running around with towels, now they'd have to carry poo scoopers (or whatever they're called) around the court, and the umpires would say 'Get that shit off the court! Now!'
JUAN CARLOS FERRERO
Juan Monaco, Tommy Robredo, Fernando Gonzalez, Juan Martin Del Potro, David Ferrer, Guillermo Garcia Lopez, Juan Ignatio Chela, Fernando Verdasco, Carlos Moya, Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer, Lucas Arnold Ker, Nicolas Lapentti
Andy Roddick's english bulldog, Billie Jean (yes, named for Ms. King).
Such a happy little Roddick doggy.
"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."