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Great stuff indeed, thanks for posting people!

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Great stuff - worth a giggle. How long before this thread turns nasty.
This thread could well work as an IQ-test: the ones who don't get the joke are in the single digit area.

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I tried to find Novak, but I guess he's not big enough for uncyclopedia guys.
Just so no one would think I left him out on purpose.
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Did some publicity stuff at the local zoo. They made me hold a koala. It smelled and looked like it was on drugs or something. I asked if they could give me a less stupid animal, but they didn't seem to have any. Eventually I decided to grin and bear it. People like animal lovers. My hands stink of eucalyptus now. I couldn't talk to Ana with such stinky hands. Koalas suck.

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

It's funny cos it could be easily true!

Where have some people left their sense of humour?
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Even if I weren't a Murray fan, this isn't funny. What are you guys laughing at?

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It is funny.


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Great thread!

So funny and so true at the same time!
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Uncyclopedia rules.

The people who do not realize that the place is mostly about humor and not necessarily the truth suck.

Check out other top players as well... See: The man with the lovely hair and a smart jacket - http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Roger_Federer
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This thread could well work as an IQ-test: the ones who don't get the joke are in the single digit area.
8:30pm = QED

Or a double bluff?
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Even if I weren't a Murray fan, this isn't funny. What are you guys laughing at?
You are in the minority. This is platinum comedy.

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Even if I weren't a Murray fan, this isn't funny. What are you guys laughing at?
I AM a Murray fan, and I consider it very funny indeed. Just like I also consider the entries on Roger and Rafa very funny, and I happen to like them as well.

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Jamie announced today that he'll be playing mixed doubles with Daniela Hantuchova at the Australian Open next week. It's not fair. My brother always gets the ladies. The papers say he's sleeping with her too. Will have to ask him about that. Still haven't worked up the courage to ask Ana Ivanovic to play with me. Will let my beard grow out a bit first. Watched her practice session today. Her volleys are spectacular.




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If only the real Andy Murray was this interesting. I think we all know what he does in his spare time anyway...that's how he got that wrist injury last year
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I think we all know what he does in his spare time anyway...that's how he got that wrist injury last year
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