AP/Reuters - Basel
Production on Federer Brand Swiss GOAT Cheese has been suspended due to a sharp fall in GOAT Cheese share prices in recent months - due to oversupply and lack of demand, a large EU GOAT Cheese mountain has formed just outside Basel and local residents are complaining about the smell.
"Nobody seems to want the GOAT cheese anymore," said a woman with nasty Fendi who refused to be identfied.
"It seems tastes have moved on. Pork. Duck. Haggis. Whatever Serbs eat. We just hope demand picks up again by the end of the year or early 2009"
With such a sharp fall in the share price though, it seems GOAT Cheese could be a declining business for some time to come.
Pee-yew!!! *holds nose*