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post #51 of (permalink) Old 01-02-2011, 12:41 AM
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Re: Anderson Cooper is gorgeous.

Dunno, I'm a hetero (or straight, though I dislike that term). Although by the sounds of it, you have the qualities to make me change my mind. Even so it's pretty easy to resist you, considering I'm basically talking to a bunch of words strung up into ludicrously confident sentences in a box.

I don't find myself irresistible and girls tend to concur with this fact. I am the polar opposite of you.

I have no idea who Anderson Cooper is. I was hoping he was one of those really hot girls using a male stage name.

So I was recently informed that my signature was empty and needed a life affirming quote from an inspirational figure like Shakespeare or Oscar Wilde...

When I die my mates had better not tweet some cheesy crap like I'm watching over them or some jazz. Watch your train-wreck lives? I'll take my chances in hell.

-Drunk tweeter at twitter
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