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post #51 of (permalink) Old 01-02-2011, 12:41 AM
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Re: Anderson Cooper is gorgeous.

Dunno, I'm a hetero (or straight, though I dislike that term). Although by the sounds of it, you have the qualities to make me change my mind. Even so it's pretty easy to resist you, considering I'm basically talking to a bunch of words strung up into ludicrously confident sentences in a box.

I don't find myself irresistible and girls tend to concur with this fact. I am the polar opposite of you.

I have no idea who Anderson Cooper is. I was hoping he was one of those really hot girls using a male stage name.

I used to be your everyday average Joe. Then one day some guy told me I can do whatever I set my heart on. So I tried to fly, and failed. He then told me that there are limitations in life and that I should be more modest in my aspirations. So I robbed a convenience store and got arrested. He then told me not to take everything people say literally, and to use my own initiative. So I became a Trump supporter, and am politely asking you to leave my country.

-Drunk Trump supporter at New York convenience store
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